Etiquette
I know that a gentleman would never need to be told how to conduct himself. However, occasionally I encounter someone who is either new to companionship, or has never been told. Therefore, I have written a few tips/reminders to help our encounters operate as effortlessly as possible.
Please be punctual
I am anxious to meet aren’t you? Let’s not waste another moment. Tardiness will be counted against your time.
Chivalry…
Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness and generosity will be appreciated, reciprocated, and rewarded. I reserve the right to terminate the booking at any time for any reason. Please, don’t give me a reason.
Writing a review
Is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. Everyone has different tastes and desires, and all experiences are unique. You may contact me directly if you have any concerns, comments, or grievances.
Reviewing me without my permission will result in blacklisting.
Screening
Screening is mandatory for all first time clients, and may be required for returning clients that haven’t been seen recently. I will require a form of state photo I.D. and one of the following: a business profile, business card, or active LinkedIn profile with a current photo. If you are a P411 member, I will need your handle. All information will be deleted upon verification. I may also request a recent photo of you holding your state I.D.
I DO NOT ACCEPT REFERENCES IN LIEU OF STATE IDENTIFICATION!
There is no compromise or middle ground. Any attempt to negotiate screening will result in immediate blocking/blacklisting.
Discretion is Key
You will receive clear instructions for arrival, including the incall address, no sooner than the day prior to the date scheduled. Please leave the investment (in cash) in an unsealed envelope in plain sight upon arrival. If we are meeting in public, please place it in a book, greeting card, or gift bag within an envelope. Please do not hand it directly to me. Also, I will immediately terminate the date if I have to ask for it.
Getting to know you
Please be polite in your messages. I do not now, nor have I ever provided a “menu” of services, and any messages of an explicit/derogatory nature will go unanswered. Also, do not fret if I do not answer your inquiry immediately. I personally handle all of my scheduling/communication/screening, and I will respond as soon as I can.
It’s a small world after all
On the off chance you see me in public, I kindly ask that you do not approach me. ESPECIALLY if I am out with my family. If I notice you, I will nod/smile.
Outcalls
Are to upscale hotels only. I will never come to a private residence or motel.
References
I am happy to provide references for clients who have been seen within 6 months of the time of request. To request a reference, please write an email identifying yourself, your need for a referral, and the name of the provider who will be contacting me.
Cleanliness is close to…
Good personal hygiene is a must. My bathroom is available for your use. You will be required to wash upon arrival, and I will supply personal products if you do not bring your own. Including toothbrushes/paste/mouthwash. Please be mindful of washing times prior to arrival.
Refusing to shower will result in the immediate termination of our date without refund.
Cancellations
There are times in life when we find ourselves in unforeseen circumstances. I completely understand. However, all deposits are NON-REFUNDABLE unless I am the one who needs to cancel. In the unfortunate event that a cancellation is necessary, I ask you to review the following policy:
72+ hours notice: 100% of your deposit will go towards a future booking rescheduled within 30 days.
24-48 hours notice: 50% of your deposit will go towards a future booking rescheduled within 30 days.
Less than 24 hour notice/NCNS: Failure to notify me of your inability to meet in a timely manner will result in the forfeiture of your deposit. If you NCNS, your deposit will not only forfeited, but I will place you on my Do Not See list. I will also require the remaining balance for the time of your missed appointment IN ADDITION TO a 75% good faith deposit, should you attempt to reschedule.